I would appreciate every little ache and pain.
I would revel in the beauty of my ever-expanding belly.
Well folks, I have tried not to complain.
I've worked really, really hard.
I know there are bucket-fulls of women who would pay and do a lot to be in my position.
I was one of them.
I got annoyed when I read and heard about women complaining about how
awful they felt.
But, I have learned over the past few months that
my complaining does not mean that I don't want this.
Or I would rather not be in this position.
Rather, my complaining is more because I am ready to meet them.
And have them here.
So, I am writing this in the spirit of "what I have learned through pregnancy"
rather than "I am complaining about pregnancy."
What I have learned:
- God has a giant sense of humor. Just when I think that my belly has reached its max limit, it grows a little bit more. I'm pretty sure that if we kept this up, my skin could be see through. And I could watch Herbie and Puckett like I used to watch the polar bears through the glass window at the zoo. And, there will be no skin pictures on this blog. This wonderful miracle of growing babies is not always a beautiful miracle.
- As I have mentioned before, karma is one nasty lady. The cankles continue to grow and, just to be funny, I suppose, my feet only fit in Crocs. Which is unfortunate in itself. Cankles would be one thing. Adding Crocs to the mix just makes it oh-so-much-more-humbling.
- There are some kids that know a lot about pregnancy and babies (others don't know a lot at all). Questions that have been asked (males and females): How do you think nursing will go? Are you going to have a c-section? Did you know if you push hard enough that you poop? Are you going to keep their umbilical cords?
- I haven't quite learned why other things need to accompany pregnancy- such as other changes to the body that I will not mention. Some things don't seem completely necessary. They are just big pains in the butt. Literally.
- My husband is wonderful. He has now taken over all of the household chores, such as hand washing all the floors every weekend, vacuuming, washing the dishes, doing the laundry, cleaning the showers, etc. I haven't done any of these things for a long time. And I am very appreciative. And I am not really looking forward to the time when I get to do some of these things again.
- My belly is a perfect level to knock little kindergartners in the face. It's also a perfect level for them to stare at. And they are not subtle.